josh

josh
1. (josh) (8513↑, 3329↓)
He is a fun loving guy really funny and can make anyone laugh.He is very quiet at first and seems shy but when you get to know him you will fall in love.He has very good style and always looks handsome.He also always smells really good :)

Whos your good looking boyfriend?Oh,that sud muffin?That would be Josh

Author: newyorkgurl3 http://josh.urbanup.com/3832251
2. (Josh) (4458↑, 3024↓)
Coolest kid in the world, very popular, girls are all over him usually most of the time, loves pussy

josh is so cool.

Author: hakim alugawan http://josh.urbanup.com/3752757
3. (Josh) (3820↑, 2478↓)
A cool guy with the ladies all over him. Smart, funny, and hot, with a great dick.

He's such a josh, that's why everyone wants to be like him.

Author: suchajosh777 http://josh.urbanup.com/3775086
4. (Josh) (3252↑, 2260↓)
Future ruler/ender of the world, often likes to destroy people by throwing busses full of children at them. Sometimes puppies are in place of children. Does not give a damn about what you think, and will pretty much eat your soul.

Only reason why i'm still alive is because Josh hasn't found me yet\!

Author: The very definition of this. http://josh.urbanup.com/3812242
5. (Josh) (1553↑, 658↓)
The most amazing guy in the world. Best boyfriend you can ever get. He's sweet, intelligent, sexy even though he doesnt think so. Easy to fall in love with. Adores his girlfriend and never stops telling her how much he loves her. Gave her his heart and never wants it back. He loves making people smile and laugh and is good at it because he's so funny. Enjoys comedies and is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. Nows how to have fun, and cares more about romance than sexual things. Hes just complete and utter awesomeness :)

"Who is that insanely sweet boy?" "That's my boyfriend, Josh, be jealous bitch"

6. (josh) (1827↑, 974↓)
1.To be sarcastic 2.Cynical

"Dude, I was only joshing"

7. (Josh) (1419↑, 738↓)
Cool Guy, likes to making up songs, real funny, good with girls.

person:He's so funny\! Person:Well he's a Josh.

8. (Josh) (382↑, 128↓)
An amazing guy who is easy to get along with. He's a great friend and a good guy. He'll be there for you no matter what, and if he likes you then he falls hard. He's easy to fall in love with and easy to be with/talk to. Once you have him, it's hard to let him go.

"He's such a good guy and i would do anything to be with him. I think I have fallen for him. Scratch that- I know I've fallen for him. He's sweet, charming and everything i could ask for. And his name is Josh."

Author: sexypantsgirl http://josh.urbanup.com/4527955
9. (Josh) (904↑, 728↓)
An amazing person that gets all the ladies. He loves to play sports, and is so ripped hes not allowed to hug. The ladies love his big dick. He is also a genius at everything and has too many friends. He plays guitar very great and listens to screamo and heavy metal all day.

Hey u r very cool, r u Josh?

10. (Josh) (307↑, 162↓)
Shy at first, but once you get to know him, hes the best man ever you'll ever meet. Very attractive, always has the ladies on his nuts. Loves to play video games and is a pro. Loves swimming, gaming, outdoors, rockin' out, white brunette women. Has a huge dick overflowing with cum.

"Josh is such a great guy\!" "Wait till you see his dick"

11. (Josh) (186↑, 57↓)
Josh is a natural ladies man. He listens well and laughs deeply. At ease with himself; he inspires ease in others. Witty yet sarcastic. Likeable.

I dated a frank but settled with a Josh. I hated men until I met Josh. I couldn't figure it out so I asked Josh.

12. (josh) (208↑, 79↓)
someone who can get along with anyone.

guy 1: dude did you see josh talking to those football players then the nerds? guy 2: ya he is the chameleon of freindship.

Author: joecartooner http://josh.urbanup.com/4515545
13. (Josh) (389↑, 260↓)
The sexiest man alive. Can be very funny without trying. Also very charming. Has a very nice penis, probably the nicest penis alive. Has tons of friends. Enjoys screamo music... and some pretty badass bands. All his friends tell him he is the luckiest bastard ever because of his amazingly awesome girlfriend of seven months. Usually referred to as the most awesome [shisty] bad ass in the universe. Has many wonderful friends, but the bitchiest grandparents. He invented the term "sex." Is commonly known as the [God of sex]. Thats why he is so good at it. Best friends with [Captain Kirk] and the Enterprise.

"That man is shisty, he must be Josh" "Beam me up Scotty."

Author: owner of the nice dick. http://josh.urbanup.com/3923597
14. (Josh) (159↑, 45↓)
He is a fun loving guy really funny and can make anyone laugh.He is very quiet at first and seems shy but when you get to know him you will fall in love.He has very good style and always looks handsome.

Josh is a really cool guy who spins his music and doesn't afraid of anything

15. (Josh) (164↑, 59↓)
To never open a school book or study for a test.

"Hey I think I'm gonna pull a Josh and not study tonight"

16. (Josh) (188↑, 91↓)
The sexiest man alive and i love him with all my heart\!

I love you Josh\!

17. (Josh) (118↑, 39↓)
A nice and funny guy. He can make you laugh when ur feeling down. He is a great and trusting friend. He loves to talk though. He is ur best friend and is pretty amazing. He is super cute;) and is always there for you. he is a reliable guy and is very smart. You will fall in love with him the moment you meet him.

I love Josh sooo much\!:D

18. (Josh) (96↑, 41↓)
A very down to earth kinda guy. Funny and serious all in one. He's really into music and this one plays base. He's into sports and he's really ripped\! He's great with the ladies, yet shy when he really likes one. He never seems to know when a girl really likes him for him, and not just his body. He can get way too kocky for his own good sometimes. He gets annoyed at the stupid every day problems of people. Over all, he's amazing.

Josh

19. (josh) (83↑, 37↓)
is someone you can trust, know they'll always have your back when having a bad day, cheer you up, make you laugh when your crying and stay up with you when you need a friend. you are very lucky to know a josh because he's the one that pops into your head when you think of a true friend

girl: i cant believe he dumped me...i need someone to talk to \>\>\>\>calls josh\<\<\<\<

Author: itzEmmyBaby31 http://josh.urbanup.com/4861454
20. (Josh) (61↑, 19↓)
The most amazing, handsome, gorgeous, beautiful, nice, kind, friendly, trustworthy, cutest boy/man you will ever know. Every one will want to be friends with him, and once you're friends with him you'll never regret it. He sometimes can be slightly annoying, sometimes he doesn't stop and sometimes it's really irrating. But then he'll give you the biggest hug ever & everything will be alright again. An amazing boyfriend, he'll never stop telling you how beautiful you are and how lucky he is to have you. You'll fall in love with him, you'll want him so badly you'd die for him and you'll cry over him because you want that boy to be yours. Josh is amazing. Truely, utterly & completely amazing.

Everything about Josh is amazing.

Author: ceeeeeeeeeeeeeuniteddddddddddd http://josh.urbanup.com/5313599
21. (Josh) (58↑, 18↓)
A term used to describe an amazing guy. He has a great personality and can make anyone laugh. Usually has really pretty eyes. Always has very awesome hair. If you are lucky enough to know a Josh then you better make sure you become his best friend. If you ever want someone to talk to or get advice from just go to him. Always really sweet & everyone loves him. Can talk to him for hours on end.

Dude, i talked to Josh for four hours last night. *smile* You so love him. No he's just my bestfriend. Yeah, sure.

Author: iloveJOSHH\!(; http://josh.urbanup.com/5197110
22. (Josh) (59↑, 20↓)
An absolutley amazing person. The best boyfriend a girl could ever have(: loves to make people laugh and always has a great time wherever he is, lives life to the fullest\!

who's that really cool guy? oh, that's my boyfriend, Josh\! lucky bitch\!

Author: MissAnailea(: http://josh.urbanup.com/5086953
23. (Josh) (72↑, 37↓)
the highest decree of bombness; often seen as a righteous dude.

Jennifer: Damnnnn, look at that big poppa Josh \! Ashley: Lay-off, bitch. He's waay out of your league. Jennifer: Damn.

24. (Josh) (42↑, 12↓)
He is an amazing, loyal, hot, caring, and loving friend. No one can compare to Josh. He will make you feel great. He's funny and he always knows how to make you laugh when you're feeling down. He's special and irreplaceable. The world has nothing to compare with this life changing human being. When you start to know him. . . you will immediately fall head over heels in love with him. Some people may think different of him but they must obviously be blind to not see the perfection of this incredible person you call Josh. He teaches people to love. The reason for that is because you will automatically fall in love with him and there's no way of falling out. He is truly inspiring. He would be the person in your life worth dying for. A star in the sky cannot compare to thee nor the moon because he is brighter than the sun in which helps us see and brighten our days. Prepare yourself to be amazed if you have not already because when you meet josh... your life will have more purpose than it ever had before. Josh is mindblowing so prepare for the incredible wind.

When I met Josh I had become so in love. Josh is so bright he will practically blind your eyes. Don't take him for grantite. You will be a wreck without him.

Author: marshmallows5000 http://josh.urbanup.com/5610337
25. (josh) (97↑, 67↓)
someone who is unbelievably bad ass has mad swagger and is the most baller person anyone can be. He always looks good and is the sexiest man in the world hands down.People like Mike Jones give him his number because everyone just wants to be friends with him. Famous for jamming out with Opeth there practically his best friends. Has a really awesome girlfriend who adores him to death, and loves BONDING with cheese because cheese is the good stuff and the real deal. Hes Always throwing up gangster signs and shooting shit. basically everyone just wants to be a Josh.

EVERYBODY COME SEE HOW GOOD JOSH LOOKS

Author: CHEESELAVOIE http://josh.urbanup.com/4480274
26. (Josh) (40↑, 17↓)
Most amazing boyfriend on the planet\!\! Loves to help anyone and gives amazing advice. Is dead sexy despite what he says. Has a seriously hot voice. Brings a smile to your face without even trying. The sweetest person you could ever meet. He can always make you laugh by just saying one of his made up words. Loves his girlfriend with all his heart. Different than all guys because he is soo amazing. Is a sex god and will show you he loves you at any moment. Has a big dick :)

Oh that is my boyfriend Josh and I fucking love him :P.

Author: Josh's bitch :) http://josh.urbanup.com/5433938
27. (josh) (33↑, 13↓)
a great funny, sweet, caring guy. he can be shy at times, but is usually outgoing and really cute. take caution when dating a josh because you never know what might happen. josh's are usually great boyfriends, and a wonderful friend to have, he will always be there for you\!\!\!

girl \#1- wow\! that guy is soo sweet girl \#2- yeah\! his name MUST be josh\!\!

28. (Josh) (27↑, 9↓)
A fun loving guy who has come a long way in life. He has made many mistakes but realised this and has moved on. He is a gentle giant with kind heart.

Josh is so nice.

29. (Josh) (40↑, 22↓)
A Josh is an amazing boy, who doesn't realise how much he's loved. He says the sweetest things, but then changes his mind a while later. Even though he hurts a lot of people, they still love him and they want him to still talk to them like he used to. A Josh usually considers how people feel before doing anything, a Josh usually cares.

Friend 1: Heyy, what's up? Friend 2: Not much, I miss Josh :(. Friend 1: Ohh, that's sad, what about when he said all that stuff to you? Friend 2: He said he meant it, but can't help feeling like that. Friend 1: Stupid Josh\! Friend 2: No, he was very sorry and said he cares\!

Author: Still in Love. http://josh.urbanup.com/5070236
30. (Josh) (36↑, 21↓)
He's the sweetest kid you could ever meet. He loves his girlfriend and treats her amazing. He's funny, smart, and super hot. He loves just spending time with his girlfriend and cuddling. Also, loves tickle fights. Josh is the best boyfriend a girl could ever ask for.

Group of girls- "Who's that super sweet boy walking down the hallway." Taylor- "That's Josh, Breana's boyfriend."

Author: BreakingBrexx http://josh.urbanup.com/5376731
31. (josh) (43↑, 29↓)
n. 1) a tissue, 2) any form of tissue or such material that can be used to catch the result of masturbation, especially while alone in a dark room, 3) v. to josh, to masturbate into a tissue awkwardly while alone in a dark room.

1) "Hey, wanna pass me a josh?" 2) "Dude, I don't wanna go in my room. I stepped on an old josh last night, and it wasn't mine." 3) "God damnit, I walked in on my room mate while he was joshing last night.

32. (Josh) (41↑, 29↓)
a cool guy

Girl 1:who is studmuffin? Girl 2:thats Josh Girl 1:nicee

33. (Josh) (14↑, 3↓)
A word that is impossible to say backwards.

Dan: HHHOOOOSSSOOOOOODGGEE (sound of someone attempting josh backward) Tim: Thats as impossible as is it is for Osama bin ladens beard to be on a sun-silk ad.

Author: ooohhnarutokun http://josh.urbanup.com/5799629
34. (Josh) (16↑, 6↓)
The most amazing guy to have ever walk the Earth. He's smart, sexy, sweet, cute, adorable, and hilarious. He's an amazing poet with a big warm heart. No one is as perfect as him, even though he likes to be humble and deny it. He's easy to love, the best boyfriend anyone could ever ask for, and absolutely irresistible. Any girl would be lucky to have Josh. He stays true to one and only one person. He's admirable, the girl who loves him with all her heart looks up to him. Josh is beyond perfection.

Pffft. See that Josh? he's so perfect.

35. (Josh) (28↑, 18↓)
Josh is just the most awesome person on earth, he gets all the chicks, and is real down to earth, and plays in a ravecore band. Also he has so much game it's not even funny, you have to hide your wives, and sometimes hide your kids. Furthermore, he has superpowers and can control peoples minds with his eyes, and move things without even touching them.

Person1: Dude, there is something about that kid Josh, he just is so awesome. Person2: Ya, I heard he plays in a ravecore band, and can move things with his mind. Person1: Where did you hear that? Person2: Urban Dictionary, so it must be true.

Author: imnotusingmyrealnamelol http://josh.urbanup.com/5333556
36. (Josh) (10↑, 1↓)
Josh He's a multi-talented, clumsy, and very funny person. Sometimes he could be very quiet, but when he's close to someone, he talks a lot. All of the stories that he told me are beyond hilarious. Mainly, I love how he cares so much about his family and putting them as his first priority. Everything about him, was the reason that made me like him. He made me feel special. I mistaken him at first, but once I started to "actually" know him, it was all different. He's the best guy I've ever liked. Thanks to him, I learned so much. I'm grateful for his existence and being the first guy to be part in my life. It's this Josh that is so unique and adorable. Some Josh's names is "Joshua," but his name is just "Josh." Get to know this Josh and you will find him very sweet and nice.

"Oh it's Josh\!" "Joshi\!\!" "Oh gosh its Josh."

Author: mitsukiusagi http://josh.urbanup.com/6197041
37. (Josh) (16↑, 7↓)
Tan skin sweet smile and beautiful eyes, but doesnt like to admit it\! He can be a dick sometimes, great boyfriend\! wonders a lot of things, but other than that hes a great boyfriend

Josh: will you go out with me? girl: yes Josh: i promise to take care of you forever

38. (Josh) (16↑, 9↓)
scarastic, funny, amazing man with a large and orgasmic wee-wee. but is a wicked tease. but also a pita.

my best friend is such a josh

Author: myotherridewearscombatboots http://josh.urbanup.com/5527635
39. (Josh) (17↑, 10↓)
hes got a tan body, a sweet smile, and beautiful eyes. Can be a little bit of a dick but can be really sweet too. has a big heart only to the ones he cares about. he never wants to be in a serious relationship. he knows how to sweet talk a girl so she always wants more. in life a josh will be married to a girl who's name starts with a H.

Josh: see that girl Person1: ya? Josh: Ya i wish i could get her\! Person1: Why not? Josh: She doesnt like me. cause one night i made fun of her....

Author: ShAnNoNeFuEcKeS http://josh.urbanup.com/5428569
40. (Josh) (13↑, 7↓)
Josh is the boy with a million and two friends. He loves his family, takes care of his friends, and can handle anything. He's never had a girl friend who hasn't fallen for him. He takes less than he deserves, and gives more than he takes. Josh is a beautiful person inside and out. If you ever incounter a josh nosis, don't be shy. introduce yourself. Josh's also tend to have a great singing voice. The most beautiful boy you'll ever come accross.

Have you ever met a Josh? Did you fall in love?

Author: a girl who cares too much http://josh.urbanup.com/5680655
41. (Josh) (13↑, 7↓)
An amazing guy who puts one before himself. He is rich and super nice. He has amazing muscles and is SUPER hot. He always knows when something is wrong and is always there for you. He's an amazing boyfriend and every girl is jealous of his girlfriend. He is the most amazing guy ever. Definitely easy to fall in love with. I love you Josh.

[hot] [rich] [muscles] [boyfriend] [amazing] [love] [jealous] [Josh]

42. (Josh) (17↑, 11↓)
An amazing man who is the best a girl could ask for. Blonde haired blue eyed STUD. He comes across as a good kind man, which he is, but he can be a little bad boy too, its the best of both worlds. He can't plan a date but he'll always make you laugh. He loves you with everything that he has and he never gives up. He is a true man, keeps his promises, tells the truth, only has eyes for one girl. I am so blessed to know him and date him\! He is the greatest a girl can ask for :)

I am dating the best guy I am dating Josh

43. (Josh) (8↑, 3↓)
He is the sweetest guy that you will ever meet\!\!\! Every day he will tell you that you are the prettiest person in the world. He tells you he loves you at least 10 times a day...he is someone you would never expect to fall in love with but you do\!\! He's hard to forget and will drive you crazy. He may seem quiet and shy at first but soon he will loosen up. He always smells good and is extremely sexy\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

[who is that guy? Oh that's Josh...the sexiest man on Earth]

Author: dancestar_11 http://josh.urbanup.com/6048721
44. (Josh) (8↑, 3↓)
He's pretty much the coolest guy, and an AWESOME best friend. He can make you feel better on your darkest days, and always knows the right things to say. He compliments you, though you feel like complete crap, and has great style. This guy is great to have around.

Who's your best friend? It's Josh\!

Author: bestfriendsofnphs http://josh.urbanup.com/6035995
45. (Josh) (9↑, 4↓)
He is a amazing person and would never let you down. Everyday about him will make you shocked. When you look into his blue eyes you will know he is the one. Hes adorable, cute, funny, sexy, and competley amazing. No one can hate him, because he is to beastly awesome. He knows how to have fun and change your world. When you cry, hes the one who will wipe away your tears. You can't find anyone with more class thin him. His junk isn't just big, its GIGANTIC\! He would truly rock your world both ways.

Girl: "I wish i had a josh" Friend: "Everyone does"

46. (Josh) (14↑, 9↓)
A sex demon and has the greatest dick in the world most people with the name Josh are generally hot and good at making friends and gets more ass than a toilet seat.

Random: hey you know that guy named josh friend: ya Random: i fucked him last night he has a great dick friend i know right

Author: The Ejaculator of the Century http://josh.urbanup.com/5736654
47. (Josh) (4↑, 0↓)
Josh is the sweetest guy there is. He has a girlfriend who would do anything for him and isn`t afraid to be himself. He is funny and charming and will make you fall for him faster than you can blink. He is worth every minute of your time because he will never waste it. He is handsome and charming, you can put all your trust in him and he won`t let you down. He is amazing and you will love him.

ex. he is so perfect - he must be josh

48. (josh) (9↑, 5↓)
a fun loving person that is willing to fuck shit up when neccesary

josh thugged out at the lowes parking lot

Author: dozerscrider http://josh.urbanup.com/5934062
49. (Josh) (3↑, 0↓)
Really funny and nice. Can make anybody laugh\! He seems really quiet at first but when you get to know him he's not\! He is a really good friend and is really fun to talk to\! He is a daredevil and will do almost anything you dare him to.. including jumping off a swing set \!

Josh is cool . (;

50. (Josh) (10↑, 7↓)
A wonderful man who is [strong], [trustworthy], and [sweet]. He sticks to one woman and loves her with all his might and falls for her over and over again. He will fight anyone to the death if they threaten people who are close to him. He is sexy at times when he wants to be, which is mostly all the time. He has a high [pain] tolerance. Josh is the most [amazing] man you could ever meet because he will be with you til the end and always try to put your needs first. Josh is the best guy to be with.

Girl number 1 - "Is Josh your boyfriend?" Girl number 2 - "No, he's my true love."

Author: ilovehimforever,bd. http://josh.urbanup.com/5941747
51. (Josh) (9↑, 6↓)
The cutest, sweetest guy and best friend a girl could ever ask for. An amazingly smart person who is the best singer ever known to man. Is underestimated by many, but doesn't deserve to be. Will someday rule the world with kindness and good decisions.

Person 1: That guy is definetly a Josh. Person 2: He's so hot\!

Author: ILOVETHISHOTGUYNAMEDJOSH http://josh.urbanup.com/5940317
52. (Josh) (9↑, 6↓)
To rage quit during any type of game or competition. Also to fire directly into friendly units for no apparent reason, other than to be a douche.

Quit being such a fucking josh, you douche.

53. (Josh) (10↑, 7↓)
Josh's tend to love Panda's They can also be either bisexual or straight. They are usually quiet, content and are so chill about everything. Anything they do makes them look cool. Sometimes they can be major assholes but they always apologize or feel bad about it later. They are easy to forgive because of their good looks and charm. Josh's can be found at the mall, skateboarding or playing video games. Some are hot pieces of ass that girls can't keep their hands off of. Others are just Josh. They can be total vagina magnets and they tend to attract unwanted stalkers to them. They are just that great. The names of their girlfriends usually start with the Letter K.

Stalker1: OMG\! IT'S JOSH, HE'S SITTING AT THAT TABLE. ^-^ \<3 \<3 \<3 Stalker2: OH...oh, he's sitting with his girlfriend. Stalker3: fuck. ;-; Josh: -Idgaf.- GirlfriendWho'sNameStartsWithK: Dumb bitches. :D --------------------------- Josh: -Walking all cool through the mall- -See's Panda shirt- Oh fuck\! A Panda\! Woo, Panda\! ----------------------------

Author: CaptainPoptart http://josh.urbanup.com/5895921
54. (Josh) (2↑, 0↓)
Josh, is the name of a sweet, good looking guy. he treats every girl well and always tells them they are good looking, beautiful, perfect ect.. he is totally awesome. He denies everything about him if you say he is good looking because his self confidence has been brought down.

wow, he is a great guy. He looks like a josh to me

55. (Josh) (2↑, 0↓)
Josh is an amazing, perfect, sexy, hilarious and dirty guy who will do just about anything for his girl. He is easy to fall in love with and he will never leave his girl heartbroken or lonely. He is extremely popular not only for his 'to die for' looks but for his amazing personality. He is an insane drummer and when he talks....you melt\!\! Josh is an amazing and perfect boyfrined, he is the guy that every girl dreams of and any girl would be the luckiest in the world just to meet him \<3

He is my Josh, my eternity, my world.....i love him \<3 Je T'aime Pour Tojour \<3

Author: x\joshyou.are.my.all\joshx http://josh.urbanup.com/6210412
56. (Josh) (8↑, 6↓)
The name Josh (short for Joshua) sprouts from its Hebrew meaning 'savior,' probably for the heroic aspects found in those who share the name. As of the most common names in the world, it has been featured in the top ten most common boy names multiple times. This is because many parents want their children to be in the 'Josh' elect. This 'Josh' elite populate the superior form of studly, chivalrous, sexy, creative, gregarious, altruistic, charismatic, manly men you will ever witness. They are the best of the best in all aspects of relationships and are considered inhumanly gifted lovers. You will know a true Josh when you find one. If you come into contact with one, bow down and show immediate respect. If you are a worthy suitor, prepare to be satisfied and pampered beyond your wildest dreams.

Him? That's a Josh. Quick\! Bow down\! For we are not worthy.

Author: aLUCKYluckyGAL http://josh.urbanup.com/5989755
57. (Josh) (7↑, 5↓)
Unstoppable and sexy man with no weakness. He beats his foes with his genius and skills. Not afraid of anything. Super brave. Super smart. Rocket Scientist. Everyone looks up to him.

I wish i could be a Josh

Author: Ninja boy 123 http://josh.urbanup.com/5937525
58. (Josh) (1↑, 0↓)
The most amazing, talented man in the world. He is loving and devoted to the one he loves and would never do anything to intentionally hurt them, although he has the tendency to be quite annoying at times. Josh is crazy tall and thin, can eat junk food all day and not gain a single pound, but is still incredibly strong. He is a hard worker and always gives his entire self to a job. He is educated and grounded. Josh is the kind of man that everyone wishes they had and that you should never let go of once you have him.

"Who is that?" "That's Josh. Too bad he's taken, I could really use a man like that in my life\!"

Author: Shoopdawhaaa- http://josh.urbanup.com/6380406
59. (Josh) (0↑, 0↓)
A man who works on colored wires all day long, he doesnt get much right. maybe thats because he is colorblind...

"why is my car so fucked up" "I dunno, Josh said it looked good"

60. (Josh) (2↑, 2↓)
A guy who is an annoying, stalker, clingy, creep, perv, dresses ugly, is empty in the head, dumbass...but has pretty eyes

New kid in town who fights with everyone and thinks their really good Josh

Author: Thebestweedsmokersever\! Sexy b http://josh.urbanup.com/6191124
61. (josh) (5↑, 5↓)
someone named josh is the best person you will ever meet. he is so sweet, funny, cute, and so much more. he is someone you would fall in love with instantly and is a person you never want to lose. He is also someone who you will become very close with instantly.

abbie - so who is this pic of? me - the sweetest and best person i know. ' abbie - so whats his name? me - josh. :)

Author: blondie1011612 http://josh.urbanup.com/5926630
62. (Josh) (21↑, 21↓)
Josh is a fat ginger fire-crotch bitch. He is a loser and has no friends, except his granny. He desperately wants to be a woman. He is the most pathetic piece of shit in the world. People who are around him want to punch him because he is a mouthy, cocky asshole. He will never have a life. Josh loves to start drama with people because he has nothing better to do. He is so fucking fat he breaks every car his lard ass ever sat in. He is creepy and will stalk you. He is very ugly and pimply faced. It looks like someone shit on his head. No one wants to be around him because everything that comes out of his mouth is disgusting and insulting. His favorite things are twinkies and big gulps. The only thing he knows how to do is eat and smoke weed. He's a lazy fucker and stinks like 100yr old ass cheese because he's too fat to wash in between his fat folds. He's never seen his penis. He's not sure if he even has one. Josh is the herpie on the dick of society. His life sucks and you just cant get any uglier, red-headed, fat, stupid, lazy or disgusting than Josh.

When you see Josh yell: Red, Red, who shit on your head?? Josh is the red-headed step child you love to hate and treat like shit If you cant find your penis then you're a fatass Josh If the only action you get is with a twinkie then you must be Josh If you ever busted the axel on a car out with your fatness then yep, you're Josh.

63. (Josh) (11↑, 11↓)
A big douche bag who like to smash it and trash it with anyone who is willing. This asshole pretends to like you and kiss you and other meaningless gestures to get you to suck his cock. He will also invite you to a party just to get you drunk. He will then "promise" to say he won't tell anyone if you do anything but does. Right. In. Front of you. Because he is an asshole that needs to get his small wiener chopped off and stuck up his ass.

Josh was lucky I was drunk last night or I would never have even touched his small package.

64. (Josh) (1↑, 2↓)
Noun: an unreliable guy who will never do anything fun with you. Often ditches friends in favour of [Chap laps]. Verb: the act of being a Josh. Ditching your friends and plans for no good reason. Joshed (Verb- past tense)

Danny: Are we still drinking tonight? Jon: No, Cairine and Almaz totally Joshed us. They're so unreliable.

65. (Josh) (3↑, 4↓)
Someone who looks like they smell bad

that "josh" over there really looks like someone who could use some deoderant

Author: Scroatty McBoogerballs http://josh.urbanup.com/6150543
66. (Josh) (4↑, 5↓)
a fat kid who likes food

Josh has a fat ass

Author: dudedude89983 http://josh.urbanup.com/6116458
67. (Josh) (10↑, 11↓)
A guy who doesn't know if he is ganster, country, or skater. Dumps girls via TEXT MESSAGE. Failure at life, can't commit. Leads on girls, then goes back to his EX GIRLFRIEND who is a total BOOOOOOOTYCALLLLL. Dumb pothead, who lies about everything. Likes a lot of whores, thinks he is toooo cool for colllege, and has friends that are cooler than him. More than likely will lead you on and then dump you for no good reason at all. After he dumps you, you will be MORE THAN RELIEVED though.

Girl 1: "He seems really cool" Girl 2: "What's his name?" Girl 1: "Josh" Girl 2: "NO girl, he is a total player" Girl 1: "Oh, dang"

Author: aklreinsat-a http://josh.urbanup.com/5776092
68. (Josh) (0↑, 2↓)
He ask out every girl and dates them and dumps them, He does not care if they get hurt but when he gets hurt they should feel like the worst person in the word *according to him* He is a dick, but he makes you fall for him, but after you date him you always wish you didn't, girl usually say yes to him becaause: 1. They feel bad for him 2. They want to use him to get someone jealous or to get over someone 3. He makes them like him but a day later they dump him He is not that cute and a lot of people hate him because he TRYS to SHOW OFF\! He is a big show off && like the biggest dick in the world Most of his friends hate him but they act like his friend because he will tell on them is their not He is not a nice guy and doesn't care and is not very nice and he is they BIGGEST PLAYER EVERRR\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

[JERK] [PLAYER] [DICK] [SHOW OFF] [HURTS GIRL] [joshing]

Author: urbandailyguy12 http://josh.urbanup.com/6236436
69. (Josh) (2↑, 4↓)
A small kid with an annoyingly high-pitched voice.spoiled. Has the worlds smallest penis. But you can't help not having him as your friend. Kinda cool when you get to know him. Doesn't like porn, so people think he likes guys.

Other guy:hey Josh check out this chicks rack. *shows him pic* Josh:eeeeewwww\!\!\!\!\! Other guy:your gay.

Author: Kevinmckevinface http://josh.urbanup.com/6146652
70. (Josh) (1↑, 3↓)
A dickhead who thinks his cock is big, obsessed with blowjobs\!;) he's pretty cool\!

Josh "Give me a bj?" Random lass "Nahh, we all know it's tiny";)

71. (Josh) (8↑, 10↓)
A boy that will tell you he really likes you,then choose another girl. Only wants you for your body;tends to lead on. Total douchebag.

I know,what a Josh.

Author: blondesinger26 http://josh.urbanup.com/5995058
72. (Josh) (1↑, 4↓)
Somebody who loves women named Hannah and only goes for the hot ones. I love you Hannah Chaffin.

Does he like you? His name is josh

Author: shesthebestindaworld http://josh.urbanup.com/6162665
73. (Josh) (3↑, 6↓)
The most amazing guy in the world\<3 His boyfriend loves him so much it's like unreal. He's so sweet, and funny c: lmao. He has like the best personality of anyone you'll ever know. His boyfriend is hoping to be with him foreverr. Trey loves you babyy\<3 (:

I love you Joshh.

Author: treylovesjoshh http://josh.urbanup.com/6018372
74. (Josh) (7↑, 10↓)
guy with small penis who throws up alot, who drives on an empty tank east bumfuck and cries during thunderstorms while holding a donkey penis in his left hand and a lubricant in his right hand while his mom is spanking him telling him to go home, he doesn't listen very well because apparently he doesn't get the fact that IT'S OVER. bitch ass nigga

person 1: are you okay? person 2: no im fucking puking\!\!\! person 1: are you being like josh again?

Author: tits_mcgee1234567 http://josh.urbanup.com/5994966
75. (Josh) (5↑, 8↓)
A nigger

There was a josh who was called a negro

Author: asdfgsdfg2q34rdsfasd http://josh.urbanup.com/5986577
76. (Josh) (14↑, 17↓)
An obscure synonym for [assbutt]

Billy, that kid's just a Josh.

77. (Josh) (0↑, 4↓)
A smelly crackhead who thinks he's hectic cunt who smokes like 15 ounces of weed and is a pot head. He is a gronk fooled to thinking he has a big hanging cock which is in fact a pin dick and prematurely ejaculates all the time. He hides the fact that he is a raging homosexual and reckons he's a real hit with the ladies. He thinks he is a sexy but in fact he spends his days on the computer trying to unsuccessfully pick up 40 year old virgins pretending to be hot chicks. He also does heaps of drugs and alchohol in which his peers think he is a junkie and works off welfare checks.

Hey man did you know that guy called josh Yeah he was some wannabe sick cunt faggot who got bashed when he was completely shitfaced to impress that girl. Well I heard he ended up with a broken nose. Ouch man what a tool I wanna beat his head in as well

78. (Josh) (2↑, 6↓)
A real sleazy dickhead, pretends to be a loyal boyfriend, when really he likes millions of other girls and checks them out all the time even right infront of his girlfriend. he lies and cheats. a real sexist douche bag. thinks he could get with any girl he wanted when really everyone thinks hes an absolute loser. Cant hold a relationship cause hes too small minded, needs to grow the hell up and treat his girl right otherwise he wil be left out in the cold\! small chubby dick too\!

Girl 1: ew, josh is the biggest sleaze, chekcing out all the girls Girl 2: i know right, feral pig. no girl would touch him anyways Girl 1: haha agreed, what a douche.

Author: asdfghjklzxcvbd http://josh.urbanup.com/6111608
79. (Josh) (6↑, 10↓)
Wife Beater, Someone who likes to eat peanut butter and jellys, or someone who is balding but refuses to admit it to self, Sometimes confused for a fat version of a Stone Cold Steve Austin. A guy with little arms.

Look at that fat ass eating all those peanut butter and jellys.. He is such a Josh\!\!

80. (Josh) (22↑, 26↓)
idiot (igit) who downgrades to a dumbass. Can't see what's right in front of him because he's too tall & has a pea-sized brain. Also EXTREMELY bi-polar & can never make up his mind. Very arrogant, but caring. The most respectful-pervert you will ever meet.

Paula is in love with Josh who is being an idiot. Josh is stupid, he was an idiot, but now he's a dumbass.

Author: crazyychickk001 http://josh.urbanup.com/5412473
81. (Josh) (26↑, 30↓)
A Homosexual of asian origin e.g. lady boy or very camp man.

I was in Hong Kong the other day and there were so many Josh's, what a load of bum loving gays\!"

Author: oooooooooooooooooh http://josh.urbanup.com/5240671
82. (Josh) (4↑, 9↓)
a short, red-headed devil that dresses like a bro. He has a negative opinion on just about every subject. He likes long walks on the beach, but dont let this distract you from the ultra-negative nature of the beast.

That comment by Mark was so negative it is the epitome of Josh.

Author: Crowntown BroKing http://josh.urbanup.com/5709629
83. (Josh) (5↑, 11↓)
1. To be constantly and consistently late. He could be anywhere from half an hour to a couple hours late. How ever, you forgive him anyways because thats what Josh Does. 2. The one person at a party who takes care of you.

1. Sorry, I had to pull a Josh. I was busy texting this girl who wont ever go out with me. 2. Can you be a Josh and hold my hair back as I puke into this fishbowl?

84. (Josh) (14↑, 21↓)
This can be used as a noun or an adjective. Used to describe someone who is obsessive and a stalker. They are really apologetic, but we all know that if 'it' happends once, the chances of 'it' happening are are doubled. So watch out for the signs. A Josh will find a way to get to you, so be careful\!

Girl "That guy will NOT stop callling me, I don't know what to do about it. I'm thinking about a restraining order, should I?" Girl 2 " Hun, he is being such a JOSH, its definitally time for a restraining order\!" Dude " I love this girl so much, if I can't have her... no one can. Do you have her new number? She changed it again\!" Dude 2 "You need to relax, what did you change your name to Josh or something because you are oficially a Josh."

Author: Windex.Original. http://josh.urbanup.com/5550434
85. (Josh) (12↑, 20↓)
The funniest guy in the world. Very tall and loves basketball. Can make anyone laugh, will make anyones day. Obnoxious and doesn't know how to treat a girl right. Inexperienced, innocent. Has never heard of a blow job. The best friend you'll ever have. Always has your back but yet, shy and wimpy.

Best Friend: Omg josh, that guy hit me. Josh: Really? Who is it? I'll teach him a lesson. Best Friend: He's over there\! Josh: Tell him to come over here. *bully comes over* Best Friend: Where did Josh go?

86. (josh) (31↑, 39↓)
- choosing the easiest way to do something out of laziness with no regards for future consequences or not doing anything about something because you are too lazy to bother even though in the future you will have a much larger problem.

Bill broke up with his girlfriend who lied and cheated on him, but made a josh and started having sex and dating her again because he didn't have to try. Instead of canceling his magazine trials, Bobert pulled a josh and did nothing, ignoring the possibility of future bills.

Author: writteningasoline http://josh.urbanup.com/4834560
87. (josh) (25↑, 34↓)
A fat kid....

Look at that josh...he eats so much...fatty

Author: notjoshmackay http://josh.urbanup.com/5288442
88. (Josh) (6↑, 16↓)
A really perverted, ditzy guy who trips over clear objects, likes to eat bananas, thinks he is healthy, works out 24-7, thinks he sooo hot, drools on his pillow, thinks he's the coolest guy ever, loves video games, very OCD, and makes his mom pop his zits.

Did you see that guy that tripped over that clear gate. Dude, don't worry about he's Josh.

Author: the dorks hiding in your tub http://josh.urbanup.com/5447441
89. (Josh) (13↑, 23↓)
a dumb, ugly, stupid, player. Most likely to break your heart.

Lulu: omfg I HATE YOU\! YOUR A FUCKEN JOSH\!\! Bob: woaaah, I can't believe you just called me josh... Lulu: well you are.

Author: brainerhatercrew \<33 http://josh.urbanup.com/5349449
90. (Josh) (11↑, 21↓)
The sweetest guy you could ever meet. Seems shy when up first meet him but hes really not\! He may not seem so sensitive but once you get to know him you will learn he is the most sensitive straight guy you will ever meet. He likes to ride bikes and Play Xbox. Him favorite drinks are monsters they relax him.

Wow that kid over there is a cutie\! Ohh him hes a Josh

91. (Josh) (8↑, 18↓)
Anything in Zelda that causes you to go from full hearts to less than full hearts, such that you lose the ability to shoot your laser sword. Typically its the root of the cause on screen, and you yell at it. It could be a boomerang or one of those little jellies that come out of the big jellies and wiggle into you unexpectedly or those ass-bastard heads that pop out of the water to shoot flaming balls into your chin while you're trying to find secrets.

Goddamn fucking Josh boomerang\! NO\! Josh\! Getthefuckawayfrommeeee Oh FUCKKKKKK you Josh.

92. (Josh) (7↑, 19↓)
Usually a fillipino guy that smells like piss and has a brother that plays call of duty all day, he has a large penis and gets all the girls. Except for when he gets naked, his fat sags over his penis. But he is a cool guy to be with :)

Holy Josh\!\!\! that smellls\!\!

Author: iamjustachineseman http://josh.urbanup.com/5326527
93. (josh) (19↑, 31↓)
a hot guy thts tough yet rmantic and all mine\! he hesitates 2 ask u out..so u need 2 make the move\! has a gay voice but is so handsome and stylish...luv him\!\!\!\!\! \<3

i luv josh he didnt ask me out yet and we have liked each other 4 2 weeks alreay i hope he asks u out today maybe he wont u make the move okay\!

Author: i-luv-u-josh http://josh.urbanup.com/4947312
94. (Josh) (3↑, 16↓)
A sprayed tanned looking fellow who happens to be the forth sting punter at the university of Wyoming (where ever the fuck that is) Also, a very arrogant guy who walks around without a shirt sporting a douche bag hairstyle. Generally it will act like a girl and causes more drama than prepubescent tween girl.It will also claim to be a man but no modern day science can find it. It will also think of himself as a Greek god, but has the self esteem issues of a 12 year old girl. Finally, he's a stereotypical guitar playing d- bag who only knows two chords.

That guys kind of sexy. Oh never mind he's a Josh

95. (josh) (16↑, 32↓)
takes it up the bum by a he she and then make the cum slide out of his ass and putting it on his fingers to lick it off and dose this twice a day

haha its josh

Author: hahahahaha unlucky josh http://josh.urbanup.com/5376630
96. (Josh) (37↑, 54↓)
Noun or Adjective- anything/anyone that is gay or just sucks.

caleb- i like cock charlie- thats so josh. sam- werd

Author: straight white male http://josh.urbanup.com/4940826
97. (josh) (51↑, 72↓)
an asshole who only thinks of himself. he cheated on his ex girlfriend, so she dumped his ass. he thinks he's so great, but in reality he has a small dick and is dumb. hisnew girlfriend is a nasty skank, but she'll probably have sex with him so he doesn't mind. josh is a stupid dick sucker.

who's that? you mean that piece of shit? that's josh\!

Author: i\<3cheaterrrrs http://josh.urbanup.com/4891690
98. (Josh) (47↑, 73↓)
a huge shit...usually of the large noxious variety

Holy shit man, i just took a Josh...that shit's bunk

99. (Josh) (63↑, 111↓)
A complete redneck, smartass who doesn't give a shit about anyone that doesn't exist in his own little world.

Dude, why are you trying to be such a josh? you know you can't pull it off.

Author: the_one_defined http://josh.urbanup.com/4556318
100. (Josh) (27↑, 77↓)
Usually good at trumpet. sometimes they may not be so bright but are incredibly talented and sweet. Be warned though, when its time for business they know how to be serious and should be feared- in a good way

Man that Josh kid sure can play a mean trumpet. Yeah and that mean kid sure can be a Josh.

Author: nabrudayranoitcid http://josh.urbanup.com/4544951
101. (Josh) (64↑, 114↓)
To take a shit

i just joshed my pants

Author: elwood scutt http://josh.urbanup.com/4471354
102. (Josh) (31↑, 91↓)
1. Funny dude that is usually short with a big dumb ass head (not the one in his pants either). 2. Nice guy, but not so much. Fumble a word or phrase and he will hammer your soul with hateful embarassing remarks. 2. IMPRESSIVE under bite, with small hands. 3. Athletic, but injury prone.

Get up\! You can't be hurt again.. stop acting like a Josh\! I said ACTS not AXE, stop being so Josh right now.

Author: YouStaRtedIT33 http://josh.urbanup.com/4565474
103. (josh) (66↑, 129↓)
The act of going to the toilet at the exact time that will make everyone wait for you.

I'm just going to do a josh

104. (Josh) (48↑, 152↓)
To insult or enrage someone then get beaten up by them. To be Joshed. To get a Joshing.

Guy 1: "Did you see that guy in the fight that got his ass kicked? Guy 2: "Yeah, what a Josh."

105. (Josh) (41↑, 169↓)
Scientific Name:- Joshwacusfaggotuslikesmeninassus Scene Kid, Generally Hangs out with the hardcore kids, heaps big try hard, Hangs around people to make them look better, makes himself look gay, wears makeup down the main street to video easy. VERY FEMINEN Also can be used as an insult and as a form of prank

Your A Josh What A Josh Man Your As Gay As A Josh You Got Joshed

Author: Not Josh Olds http://josh.urbanup.com/4404410
106. (Josh) (176↑, 359↓)
A person projects a negative image to people and is usually the person that gets blamed for mishaps. Also can be considered a [Joshua]

That Josh gave me bad investment advice.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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